Luscious Lucy In Love (1986)
Buxom Lucy (Keisha) works as a computer programmer in a hospital that deals with problems of sexual dysfunction. Apparently the clinic only accepts great looking studs such as Marc Wallace and Peter North for treatment, and staffs the place with equally overabundant females. As a matter of fact, on the very first day (the first case, yet!) Assistants Tish Ambrose and Lori Lovett decide to make up their own policy on how to deal with patient problems. It’s a “hands on” policy, naturally.
Since this wafer-thin concept never gets off the ground, the producers come up with a brilliant idea to pep up this tired old video. . . and the girls order a pizza, delivered by Tom Byron and Randy West. Well, knock me over with a feather! The pizza boy routine is so incredibly innovative that it staggers one’s imagination. Especially since Byron is sporting a mustache so thin that even Prince would laugh at it, and West inexplicably is wearing a tux. Since when does it take two guys to deliver a pizza, anyway?
If you haven’t fallen asleep by now, we switch you to another exciting locale where Amber Lynn is monitoring the whole affair on surveillance TV. It gets her so hot that. . . she seduces the handyman! (Herschel Savage). Good God, when will this clever innovation end?
Pornstars: Amber Lynn, Keisha, Lorrie Lovett